~* I hate my name! *~

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2006-04-18T08:06:00.000-07:00

I'm BORED.

Everyone's so busy these days. Darn slaves. Do they HAVE to work so hard to keep me fed? Those fools really should learn to work more efficiently. -.-

Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored...

I need a mate. You know, whats white, furry, has four feet, a tail, a nice snout and NOTHING between its legs? I think i'm matured enough for someone already ya know? Hell, you know what? I think i'm going to put up an Ad tomorrow. Preferably someone young and easy going. Heh. Yummy.

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Oh and i noticed Justus' surfing history earlier. Sentosa, Rasa Sentosa, Beaufort... Hmmm... Seems like he's planning a getaway sometime soon. Time to keep my eyes and nose on him and maybe start packing my bathing suit ^ ^ No way he's getting all the babes himself! Doggy power!

Sims 2!

2005-09-23T23:02:00.000-07:00

Folks, missing me?

Kinda got hooked up playing the Sims 2 recently. ARgh, the hassle of training those humans to go to the loo, clean the toilet bowl, and to cook a proper meal!

Just like my slaves, who din bother to do their homework till the very last min and dozed off while doing. And heck, why bother a part time job when u cannot even cope with ur studies?

Addictive ain't it?

Due for my grooming session again. Seriously hope it will not be as bad as the other time. Overhead that my slave will be paying more bucks to get my fur straightened and rebonded. Away with the curly matts!

My love, Sentosa~

2005-05-02T20:48:00.000-07:00

Long wait for my posting again! All because of the slave's exams.. Have to watch over her while she study man! Else she will slack and slack.. DUH.. am I her nanny?

Just came back from Sentosa. Yippee.. 2nd time there. *Wolf Whistles* Lots of Bikini clad babes and cute female doggies there. But i really hated it when those malay gers screamed when i was trying to hitch them up. WTH? Am i a monster? Heard something about they cannot go to heaven if i touched them. AM I SO BAD?

Anyway, Slave Christa was rather busy there and placed me on top of the bench.. I was freaking bored up the bench and can only cat walk on the bench and enjoy the cool breeze.

Catwalking on the table.. 1..2...3..strike a pose.. turn... my my.. i am good!

Just when i am getting so good with my catwalk, i heard something BAD.. They decided to bring me swimming. WAT?!?! The Sand is so Hot there! No way i am going to run on the Hot Sand to the Sea!And the SEa?!?! Its sooo dirty with algae floating around ARGH!~ I refused to go!

There i was, hiding between her legs when suddenly i was dumped into the sea.. Awwww.. my lovely coat is WET now!

But as natural as i was, i am GIFTED! No Sweat man.. i can swim very well.. so much that i SHOW them i could by going into the sea myself voluntarily. And run up the shore and SHAKE at them to make them wet too. HmmpH!~

I looked so cool right?

SO cool that Zoe the JRT who passed by was so in love with me that we rolled around in the sand together and played wrestling. What a wonderful ger! It was so romantic with her rolling by the sea, but the slaves have to separate us and i have to go bathe. I howled and Zoe refused to move away from me with her slaves too. But sad... We are forced to be apart.

Zoe Zoe wherever u are, hope that we can meet again.. BU Zai Hu Tian Chang Di Jiu, Zhi Zai Hu Cheng Jin Yong You.. oh.. i can speak Chinese also. Shocking? =P

Sun Burnt.. Time for my beauty sleep. ZzZZ

I needed an April Fool today.

2005-04-01T04:44:00.000-08:00

Gosh, can you believe it?

Was having my spa cum grooming session when my personal groomer actually called Christa that she is going to SHAVE ME BALD! OMG! My wonderful thick fluffy coat is going to be shaved? Just a couple of matts and i have to shave my coat? I was protesting so LOUD while the groomer was making the call that i am absolutely sure that Christa heard it LOUD and CLEAR. And heck! Why didn't the groomer consult me first?

And boy! When my driver sent me home, the whole Tan Family was sniggering at my stark naked look. DAMN! How dare they laugh! I was pouncing around at them and nipping their legs furiously and demanded for an apologisation.

The only apology? An appetising dinner with top grade meat. Yummy.. but.. MY QUALITY TOP GRADE SILKY COAT IS GONE FOREVER!

*groans and count the remainder hair left* Isn't today supposed to be an April fool?

Face analysis!~

2005-03-29T09:32:00.000-08:00

Charming + Fun loving. That's me! *Wink~*

My Friendster Account!

2005-03-24T10:08:00.000-08:00

Getting abit jealous over Justus' and Christa's Friendster accounts now. Heck.. since now i have a blog, why not a friendster??

UserName: XiaoBai
Email: XiaoBai_Tan@spymac.com

Fetch! Shake!

2005-03-24T07:55:00.000-08:00

Missed me?
Sorry for the long wait dudes. Been busy training the slaves how to play fetch.
Its a wonder with their watermelon brain size, they can't even figure how to play a decent fetch game. I was holding the darned ball in my mouth, running in top speed before i threw the ball at them and SHUCKS! Those humans have to snatch the ball from my mouth! After much discipling of growling and biting, they still got the cheek to pull the ball from my tightly clenched mouth. Humans! They never get it.

Since playing fetch is a failure, i concentrated on training them to do a proper handshake. They got really excited and went bonkers with the handshake trick that they want to do it every minute. Before i even started initiating a handshake, they grabbed my paw and began shaking it violently. WTF! I have not even raised my paw to give the handshaking command!!

Sighz.. wondering when will they ever learn and understand.

Alrighty! My paws are aching from the numerous handshakes that i suffered today... *grumble* That's all! Ciao~

REVENGE~

2005-03-07T05:53:00.000-08:00

Bwahahaha... i peed in Justus' room in the middle of the night!

Saw him wake up in the morning and STEPPED right into it! Hahahaha... Gotcha! Thats for attempted murder! Next up, i'm gonna try to shit in his bed ^^

Brush with Death

2005-03-05T06:50:00.000-08:00

Justus tried to assasinate me!

There i was minding my own business and "pretending" to sleep when i noticed him pouring this vile dark liquid into my feeding bowl! It was bubbling and hissing like some angry cobra! The container was deep red somemore! So obvious its marked as DANGEROUS!

Anyway i pretended to be sleeping. But he had the nerve to poke me with his smelly toe and push my feeding bowl towards me! I tried turning away but he kept pushing it in front of me. Alarmed and fearful for my life i ran off towards Christa's room and commandeered her to save me. And not a moment too soon! Justus soon burst into the room but was stopped by loyal Christa who tried pouring the poison down Justus' throat instead.

The 2 slaves struggled for what seemed like an eternity while i ventured forward and bravely sniffed the poison. It was then i realised that it was SWEET! The lust for sugar was simply too much for me and i slurped up every drop!

Not to worry though... i'm alive and kicking aren't i? Seems that i'm too strong for the poison hehe... but it did make me burp non-stop... >.<

Strangely though... i wish Justus would try poisoning me again sometime soon...

Don't you dare laugh

2005-03-02T23:15:00.000-08:00

I'm back... with a seriously sore arse... Darned slaves fed me something bad resulting in me having horrendous diahorea the past few days. Ack... can hardly walk properly now. :(

Sticking to plain water and doggie biscuits for now. I need a food tester. Suspect one of the slaves is trying to poison me. Grrr... If i ever find out... *WOOF*

Oh the pictures i promised? Thanks to this bout of "lao sai" it'll be delayed indefinitely. Might install a web cam just to capture the "assassin" in the act though hehe...

Ok sitting on this chair is giving my ass a hard time. Cheerios~

Boring day~

2005-02-27T18:34:00.000-08:00

Woof! Yes, I'm back~ Been busy sorting out my photos and such. Promise to post some pics direct into my blog as soon as i can!

Notice that i've got VISITORS to my blog! Yay! Any owners of nice cute and young FEMALE malteses? ^^

Gosh i'm SO BORED... Sometimes i wonder if there's life beyond just managing and manipulating my slaves. They're TOO easy. Go up to them and give them my i'm-so-cute look and they'll go "Awwwwwww..." and start helping me scratch the hard to reach places. Follow up with a hop up their legs and i'll get a nice hug (good chance to clean my nose on their clothes). Lie down on the floor and mop about / ignore everything that goes on around me and i'll start getting tidbits even though meal time's just over. And so on and so forth. Humans... bah... Maybe i'll get a goldfish next ^^

Seriously though, i wanna see the world. Once my slaves are better trained so they won't attempt to run off when i bring them exploring outside, i think we'd go out more often. Maybe i'll get Granny to bring me first, since she's not likely to run off, and probably won't be very fast nor get very far even if she did attempt to escape hehe...

Ok, gotta run, Christa's starting to snore a tad too loudly for my sensitive ears and the dumb maid's making a mess of the kitchen again. *Rolls eyes* SLAVES!

First Paw-Print

2005-02-25T00:49:00.000-08:00

Finally everyone's out and i have the computer to myself. *Grumbles*

Hi, my name's Xiaobai (I HATE MY NAME!!!) and i'm a Maltese, 1 yr old, single and available. And yeah, i'm the proud owner of the Tan family ^^.

Always see my closest slave - Christa, typing away on the comp or chit-chatting with another of her friends, so hell, why not? I'll have my own blog!

A brief introduction of the Tan family (SLAVES!)

Grandpa Tan - Looks like he's 70+ yrs old, not very mobile after getting stroke a couple of years back from what i overheard. Has a bad temper, but he's pretty good to me... Drops me food now and then :)

Grandma Tan - Nice old lady who endures her ill-tempered partner calmly. She's VERY nice to me and feeds me well too hehe... I wish she would bring me out with her on her walks every morning though...

Papa Tan - My personal hairstylist. In charge of combing my fur regularly so that they retain that silky shine. Feeds me regularly too!

Mama Tan - Heard she was terrified of us canines before. But under my excellent tutelage she's now a loyal slave at my bidding. Enjoys feeding me and pampering me with some encouragement from me.

Elder Son Tan (Also known as Justus) - Comes home smelling like he's been playing tarzan the whole day, sometimes brings strange girls back for my pleasure. Pretty good sport who gives me a good massage now and then. Definitely could do with more training so he'll pay more attention to me rather than the computer, Playstation or his newest acquisition the PSP.

Daughter Tan (Also known as Christa) - Personal bather in charge of bathing me and untangling my fur. FOREVER in front of the computer. Its a miracle when she's not around. And when she's not there, Justus will be there... Grrrr... Yet another miracle today that both aren't around. She's the slave that brought me to this home. Has tons of other friends owned by other canines. Wish she'd bring the slaves of that cute female maltese over more often though...

Maid - Maid hired by me to look after the Tan family. She's the free-est of the lot, keeps me entertained while the rest are away. Also the chambermaid in charge of clearing up my bed and my toilet. Often catch her slacking in the corner though... Gotta remind me to instruct the Tans to take her in hand cos she's been quite rough with me at times, flinging me about and turning me in circles on the floor like a damned mop! Deserves the bites i give her!

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Dog, these keyboards are terrible for paws. Thats all for now... i smell food cooking. Time to get some appetitisers hehe... Photos will be uploaded ASAP. Check them out later!

~Xiaobai~ (I STILL hate the name!)