Don't you dare laugh

I'm back... with a seriously sore arse... Darned slaves fed me something bad resulting in me having horrendous diahorea the past few days. Ack... can hardly walk properly now. :(

Sticking to plain water and doggie biscuits for now. I need a food tester. Suspect one of the slaves is trying to poison me. Grrr... If i ever find out... *WOOF*

Oh the pictures i promised? Thanks to this bout of "lao sai" it'll be delayed indefinitely. Might install a web cam just to capture the "assassin" in the act though hehe...

Ok sitting on this chair is giving my ass a hard time. Cheerios~