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I'm BORED.

Everyone's so busy these days. Darn slaves. Do they HAVE to work so hard to keep me fed? Those fools really should learn to work more efficiently. -.-

Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored...

I need a mate. You know, whats white, furry, has four feet, a tail, a nice snout and NOTHING between its legs? I think i'm matured enough for someone already ya know? Hell, you know what? I think i'm going to put up an Ad tomorrow. Preferably someone young and easy going. Heh. Yummy.

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Oh and i noticed Justus' surfing history earlier. Sentosa, Rasa Sentosa, Beaufort... Hmmm... Seems like he's planning a getaway sometime soon. Time to keep my eyes and nose on him and maybe start packing my bathing suit ^ ^ No way he's getting all the babes himself! Doggy power!

Sims 2!

Folks, missing me?

Kinda got hooked up playing the Sims 2 recently. ARgh, the hassle of training those humans to go to the loo, clean the toilet bowl, and to cook a proper meal!

Just like my slaves, who din bother to do their homework till the very last min and dozed off while doing. And heck, why bother a part time job when u cannot even cope with ur studies?

Addictive ain't it?

Due for my grooming session again. Seriously hope it will not be as bad as the other time. Overhead that my slave will be paying more bucks to get my fur straightened and rebonded. Away with the curly matts!

My love, Sentosa~

Long wait for my posting again! All because of the slave's exams.. Have to watch over her while she study man! Else she will slack and slack.. DUH.. am I her nanny?

Just came back from Sentosa. Yippee.. 2nd time there. *Wolf Whistles* Lots of Bikini clad babes and cute female doggies there. But i really hated it when those malay gers screamed when i was trying to hitch them up. WTH? Am i a monster? Heard something about they cannot go to heaven if i touched them. AM I SO BAD?

Anyway, Slave Christa was rather busy there and placed me on top of the bench.. I was freaking bored up the bench and can only cat walk on the bench and enjoy the cool breeze.









Catwalking on the table.. 1..2...3..strike a pose.. turn... my my.. i am good!

Just when i am getting so good with my catwalk, i heard something BAD.. They decided to bring me swimming. WAT?!?! The Sand is so Hot there! No way i am going to run on the Hot Sand to the Sea!And the SEa?!?! Its sooo dirty with algae floating around ARGH!~ I refused to go!


There i was, hiding between her legs when suddenly i was dumped into the sea.. Awwww.. my lovely coat is WET now!





But as natural as i was, i am GIFTED! No Sweat man.. i can swim very well.. so much that i SHOW them i could by going into the sea myself voluntarily. And run up the shore and SHAKE at them to make them wet too. HmmpH!~



I looked so cool right?

SO cool that Zoe the JRT who passed by was so in love with me that we rolled around in the sand together and played wrestling. What a wonderful ger! It was so romantic with her rolling by the sea, but the slaves have to separate us and i have to go bathe. I howled and Zoe refused to move away from me with her slaves too. But sad... We are forced to be apart.

Zoe Zoe wherever u are, hope that we can meet again.. BU Zai Hu Tian Chang Di Jiu, Zhi Zai Hu Cheng Jin Yong You.. oh.. i can speak Chinese also. Shocking? =P

Sun Burnt.. Time for my beauty sleep. ZzZZ

I needed an April Fool today.

Gosh, can you believe it?

Was having my spa cum grooming session when my personal groomer actually called Christa that she is going to SHAVE ME BALD! OMG! My wonderful thick fluffy coat is going to be shaved? Just a couple of matts and i have to shave my coat? I was protesting so LOUD while the groomer was making the call that i am absolutely sure that Christa heard it LOUD and CLEAR. And heck! Why didn't the groomer consult me first?

And boy! When my driver sent me home, the whole Tan Family was sniggering at my stark naked look. DAMN! How dare they laugh! I was pouncing around at them and nipping their legs furiously and demanded for an apologisation.

The only apology? An appetising dinner with top grade meat. Yummy.. but.. MY QUALITY TOP GRADE SILKY COAT IS GONE FOREVER!

*groans and count the remainder hair left* Isn't today supposed to be an April fool?

Face analysis!~

Charming + Fun loving. That's me! *Wink~* 

My Friendster Account!

Getting abit jealous over Justus' and Christa's Friendster accounts now. Heck.. since now i have a blog, why not a friendster??

UserName: XiaoBai
Email: XiaoBai_Tan@spymac.com

Fetch! Shake!

Missed me?
Sorry for the long wait dudes. Been busy training the slaves how to play fetch.
Its a wonder with their watermelon brain size, they can't even figure how to play a decent fetch game. I was holding the darned ball in my mouth, running in top speed before i threw the ball at them and SHUCKS! Those humans have to snatch the ball from my mouth! After much discipling of growling and biting, they still got the cheek to pull the ball from my tightly clenched mouth. Humans! They never get it.

Since playing fetch is a failure, i concentrated on training them to do a proper handshake. They got really excited and went bonkers with the handshake trick that they want to do it every minute. Before i even started initiating a handshake, they grabbed my paw and began shaking it violently. WTF! I have not even raised my paw to give the handshaking command!!

Sighz.. wondering when will they ever learn and understand.

Alrighty! My paws are aching from the numerous handshakes that i suffered today... *grumble* That's all! Ciao~

REVENGE~

Bwahahaha... i peed in Justus' room in the middle of the night!

Saw him wake up in the morning and STEPPED right into it! Hahahaha... Gotcha! Thats for attempted murder! Next up, i'm gonna try to shit in his bed ^^