Sunday, February 27, 2005

Boring day~

Woof! Yes, I'm back~ Been busy sorting out my photos and such. Promise to post some pics direct into my blog as soon as i can!

Notice that i've got VISITORS to my blog! Yay! Any owners of nice cute and young FEMALE malteses? ^^

Gosh i'm SO BORED... Sometimes i wonder if there's life beyond just managing and manipulating my slaves. They're TOO easy. Go up to them and give them my i'm-so-cute look and they'll go "Awwwwwww..." and start helping me scratch the hard to reach places. Follow up with a hop up their legs and i'll get a nice hug (good chance to clean my nose on their clothes). Lie down on the floor and mop about / ignore everything that goes on around me and i'll start getting tidbits even though meal time's just over. And so on and so forth. Humans... bah... Maybe i'll get a goldfish next ^^

Seriously though, i wanna see the world. Once my slaves are better trained so they won't attempt to run off when i bring them exploring outside, i think we'd go out more often. Maybe i'll get Granny to bring me first, since she's not likely to run off, and probably won't be very fast nor get very far even if she did attempt to escape hehe...

Ok, gotta run, Christa's starting to snore a tad too loudly for my sensitive ears and the dumb maid's making a mess of the kitchen again. *Rolls eyes* SLAVES!

Friday, February 25, 2005

First Paw-Print

Finally everyone's out and i have the computer to myself. *Grumbles*

Hi, my name's Xiaobai (I HATE MY NAME!!!) and i'm a Maltese, 1 yr old, single and available. And yeah, i'm the proud owner of the Tan family ^^.

Always see my closest slave - Christa, typing away on the comp or chit-chatting with another of her friends, so hell, why not? I'll have my own blog!

A brief introduction of the Tan family (SLAVES!)

Grandpa Tan - Looks like he's 70+ yrs old, not very mobile after getting stroke a couple of years back from what i overheard. Has a bad temper, but he's pretty good to me... Drops me food now and then :)

Grandma Tan - Nice old lady who endures her ill-tempered partner calmly. She's VERY nice to me and feeds me well too hehe... I wish she would bring me out with her on her walks every morning though...

Papa Tan - My personal hairstylist. In charge of combing my fur regularly so that they retain that silky shine. Feeds me regularly too!

Mama Tan - Heard she was terrified of us canines before. But under my excellent tutelage she's now a loyal slave at my bidding. Enjoys feeding me and pampering me with some encouragement from me.

Elder Son Tan (Also known as Justus) - Comes home smelling like he's been playing tarzan the whole day, sometimes brings strange girls back for my pleasure. Pretty good sport who gives me a good massage now and then. Definitely could do with more training so he'll pay more attention to me rather than the computer, Playstation or his newest acquisition the PSP.

Daughter Tan (Also known as Christa) - Personal bather in charge of bathing me and untangling my fur. FOREVER in front of the computer. Its a miracle when she's not around. And when she's not there, Justus will be there... Grrrr... Yet another miracle today that both aren't around. She's the slave that brought me to this home. Has tons of other friends owned by other canines. Wish she'd bring the slaves of that cute female maltese over more often though...

Maid - Maid hired by me to look after the Tan family. She's the free-est of the lot, keeps me entertained while the rest are away. Also the chambermaid in charge of clearing up my bed and my toilet. Often catch her slacking in the corner though... Gotta remind me to instruct the Tans to take her in hand cos she's been quite rough with me at times, flinging me about and turning me in circles on the floor like a damned mop! Deserves the bites i give her!

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Dog, these keyboards are terrible for paws. Thats all for now... i smell food cooking. Time to get some appetitisers hehe... Photos will be uploaded ASAP. Check them out later!

~Xiaobai~ (I STILL hate the name!)