Face analysis!~

Charming + Fun loving. That's me! *Wink~* 

My Friendster Account!

Getting abit jealous over Justus' and Christa's Friendster accounts now. Heck.. since now i have a blog, why not a friendster??

UserName: XiaoBai
Email: XiaoBai_Tan@spymac.com

Fetch! Shake!

Missed me?
Sorry for the long wait dudes. Been busy training the slaves how to play fetch.
Its a wonder with their watermelon brain size, they can't even figure how to play a decent fetch game. I was holding the darned ball in my mouth, running in top speed before i threw the ball at them and SHUCKS! Those humans have to snatch the ball from my mouth! After much discipling of growling and biting, they still got the cheek to pull the ball from my tightly clenched mouth. Humans! They never get it.

Since playing fetch is a failure, i concentrated on training them to do a proper handshake. They got really excited and went bonkers with the handshake trick that they want to do it every minute. Before i even started initiating a handshake, they grabbed my paw and began shaking it violently. WTF! I have not even raised my paw to give the handshaking command!!

Sighz.. wondering when will they ever learn and understand.

Alrighty! My paws are aching from the numerous handshakes that i suffered today... *grumble* That's all! Ciao~

REVENGE~

Bwahahaha... i peed in Justus' room in the middle of the night!

Saw him wake up in the morning and STEPPED right into it! Hahahaha... Gotcha! Thats for attempted murder! Next up, i'm gonna try to shit in his bed ^^

Brush with Death

Justus tried to assasinate me!

There i was minding my own business and "pretending" to sleep when i noticed him pouring this vile dark liquid into my feeding bowl! It was bubbling and hissing like some angry cobra! The container was deep red somemore! So obvious its marked as DANGEROUS!

Anyway i pretended to be sleeping. But he had the nerve to poke me with his smelly toe and push my feeding bowl towards me! I tried turning away but he kept pushing it in front of me. Alarmed and fearful for my life i ran off towards Christa's room and commandeered her to save me. And not a moment too soon! Justus soon burst into the room but was stopped by loyal Christa who tried pouring the poison down Justus' throat instead.

The 2 slaves struggled for what seemed like an eternity while i ventured forward and bravely sniffed the poison. It was then i realised that it was SWEET! The lust for sugar was simply too much for me and i slurped up every drop!

Not to worry though... i'm alive and kicking aren't i? Seems that i'm too strong for the poison hehe... but it did make me burp non-stop... >.<

Strangely though... i wish Justus would try poisoning me again sometime soon...

Don't you dare laugh

I'm back... with a seriously sore arse... Darned slaves fed me something bad resulting in me having horrendous diahorea the past few days. Ack... can hardly walk properly now. :(

Sticking to plain water and doggie biscuits for now. I need a food tester. Suspect one of the slaves is trying to poison me. Grrr... If i ever find out... *WOOF*

Oh the pictures i promised? Thanks to this bout of "lao sai" it'll be delayed indefinitely. Might install a web cam just to capture the "assassin" in the act though hehe...

Ok sitting on this chair is giving my ass a hard time. Cheerios~